""Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.” ― Neil Gaiman


ah, you’re playing super smash bros? i love that game. the way you just [clenches fist] super smash all those fricking bros

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there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

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tumblr being so rude rn not letting my change my icon picture like 

Fireflies & Habanero Peppers